Thursday, October 2, 2008

The debate's over; what's next?

It's now time to get down to business.
When the bailout bill passes (gag!) later today, it's time for McCain/Palin to start carpetbombing.
Were I the one calling the shots, carpetbombing would be the order of the day.
And you wouldn't even need The Maverick to do the calling out in every instance.
Here's who I would have in the ads, in no particular order:
John M. Murtagh - He's the son of the judge that Bill Ayers and the Weathermen tried to blow up. John, who was 9 years old then, was in the house that night. Think he couldn't stir some stuff?
Ted Nugent - Yes, the wild-eyed guitar hero. He's also an avid outdoorsman. Remember how Obama said he "didn't have the votes" to take away guns? (I would have loved to see Charlton Heston, God rest his soul, in this role, but Nugent will do just fine.)
Rudy Giuliani - When it comes to fighting corrupt organizations, who better to speak for you than mob-buster Rudy? Did you know that Obama wants to let the mob back into the Teamsters? And I'm sure he could hammer the Fannie/Freddie crew quite nicely, too.
Sarah Palin - She's the VP candidate, sure. But who better to talk about energy? Lay it out straight -- the Dems don't want America to move toward energy independence. (You don't need a link for this one.)
Mitt Romney - Here's a guy who knows his economics and can shoot cannon-sized holes in the lies of the Obot tax plan.
Jill Stanek - She's the nurse who called bull dung on Obama's pro-infanticide history.
Fred Thompson - Yeah, as a campaigner, he didn't have that spark. But he's the right one to explain exactly how dangerous an Obot-appointed Supreme Court would be. And he's done some right nice work as a surrogate on TV.
Y'all may have some other folks you'd like to see doing ads. Feel free to add to 'em.
One thing we've learned in this campaign is that the Obots aren't very good playing defense. That was on just one line of attack. Get the guns blazing from several directions at once and their heads will explode.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Jamie Gorelick

The G.W. Bush presidency has been bookended by two disasters.
Jamie Gorelick had her grubby little mitts in both of them.
Treason, anyone?

Gwen Ifill's excuse

Jeremiah Wright made me do it.

The truth must be told

Barack Obama is no vegetarian.
Therefore, he eats dead chickens.
Welcome to the new home.